WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW (DIRTY FUN)?

Simon Leis: Mr. Flynt, can you please turn to page 77? Can you describe to the jury what is on that page, please sir?

Larry Flynt: It’s a picture of Santa Claus.

Simon Leis: What is Santa Claus doing?

Larry Flynt: He’s talking to Mrs. Claus, and holding in his hand what appears to be a large, erect penis.

Simon Leis: And could you read the caption underneath that cartoon, please?

Larry Flynt: “This is what I’ve got to ho-ho-ho about.”

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Wouldn’t You Like to Know (Dirty Fun)?

written February 25, 2010 (revised May 11, 2012)

 

 

I’m just skipping out, learned nothing to know

So might as well get up instead of down

Came over here and I know

There is nothing like a little stop drop and roll,

Then I’ll bring in the accordion

Now shout out and give me a “U!”

 

You know what I mean

The ultimate morphine

With street names abound

Desire with the obscene

 

 

Got our breath to attend

Down we go again

Trapped in a cat’s cradle

While we make the praying mantis laugh.

Though we are deeper now!

With the knee-deep apocalypse

 

You know what I mean

The ultimate morphine

With street names abound

Desire with the obscene

 

Listening to Edith Paif,

Caught in the Jaws of Life,

We are the missionaries dealing with good strife

 

You know what I mean

The ultimate morphine

With street names abound

Desire with the obscene

 

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One response to “WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW (DIRTY FUN)?

  1. jlwanderer

    drugs are madness

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