A tit for tat, tock for tick
I’m feeling very slick
Smooth sailing galore, as I come from the shore
Pamela Anderson running, that sexy Baywatch chick.
That was real sleazy, possibly cheesy
My reason is not very clear
The food is so greasy, and it wasn’t easy
Instead of that, I ate a pear.
My mind is in jumbles, the world just rumbles
This earthquake if giving me migranes
Forever will I stay humble, even if I stumble
It was only on the plane…