H is for Hyperbolic

today i ate at

some chinese buffet, i now

weigh one thousand pounds

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13 responses to “H is for Hyperbolic

  1. A

    Lol…been there :-)

  2. I did the same with sea food. Weighed myself before and after. Gained 1.3 kilos. Woke up in the morning and it had gone.

  3. It’s called sodium induced water retention! Ha.

  4. Reynard Noir

    At least one thousand
    Is not quite so heavy as
    One thousand and one.

  5. O, that is obscenely beautiful; a tear on my face.

  6. Awesome. It’s like a fortune cookie haiku.

  7. erinndmarie

    I just burst out laughing! Good job. =)

  8. atlasivy

    I think this one is my favorite.

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