I get the most out of any day
where most only get about a day.
See I live by the surnames.
Moon day, Twos-day
Can you imagine what I do on those days?
Fun every day including the night
Might I suggest going out on
Hump Day and Thirsty Thursday
(though high risk days for catching AIDS)
Paid on Flirty Friday for an escort
Which you won’t have to worry about in court
(they are legal!)
Saturday and Sunday stand on their own
Moan and groans lead the right tone
to start off the 7 day streak
before I turn into an antique