today i ate at
some chinese buffet, i now
weigh one thousand pounds
today i ate at
some chinese buffet, i now
weigh one thousand pounds
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My journey as a writer and my various hobby's .
Pen and Keystroke
My novel titled Ghost Watching, fictional short stories and a few words of poetic wonder thrown in for good measure.
An insight to a heart mind and soul.
"Owls are not what they seem"
Keeping my brain from turning into oatmeal...
poetry for the soul
we're all mad here
Jay W Carmichael
Lol…been there :-)
I did the same with sea food. Weighed myself before and after. Gained 1.3 kilos. Woke up in the morning and it had gone.
It’s called sodium induced water retention! Ha.
Sodium induced water retention, huh. You learn something new everyday c:
At least one thousand
Is not quite so heavy as
One thousand and one.
indeed
LOL Nice one
Then your hungry again an hour later! Go figure;)
lol This is great!!!
O, that is obscenely beautiful; a tear on my face.
Awesome. It’s like a fortune cookie haiku.
I just burst out laughing! Good job. =)
I think this one is my favorite.